Top Secret "Mork Borg" Wisp Cryptid

WISP CRYTPID

 -- Begins with 2d4x5sp, 1d6 Wisp Silver, 1d2 Wisp Gold, 1d4 Omens, and knowledge of one random Wisp Mystery. HP = 1d4 + TGH. Roll 
     d4 for a Weapon and d2 for Armor.
 -- Abilities:
 -- -- Weak, roll 3d6-2 for STR
 -- -- Frail, roll 3d6-1 for AGL and TGH
 -- -- Wise, roll 3d6+2 for PRE
 -- Begins play with one of the following:
 -- -- Spirit-Dowsing Staff. d4 damage, +1 vs Wisps. DR 10 attack vs Wisps. Detect Wisps within 10ft times your PRE.
 -- -- Blackpatch Shroud. Your tests to Hide or Flee or use Unclean Powers are reduced by 2. Your tests to use Sacred Powers are increased by 4 and most users of Sacred Powers are not friendly to you.
 -- -- Non-Euclidean Components Pouch. You have a chance to loot an ashen scroll every time you loot silver coin (common silver coin, not
         Wisp Silver). 1-in-12 whenever you loot at least 10s, 1-in-10 whenever you loot at least 25s, 1-in-8 whenever you loot at least 50s,
         1-in-6 whenever you loot at least 100s, and 1-in-4 whenever you loot at least 300s. Ashen scrolls you loot this way are destroyed after
         a single use.
 -- -- Order from Chaos. Twice per day, when you are dealt damage you may negate that damage, suffering instead a penalty to PRE until
         the next day. The penalty starts at -1 when negating any damage below 5, and increases by -1 for every 5 damage you would negate in
         this way. If this penalty would reduce your PRE below -3, you are Broken instead.
 -- -- Brightblight's Blessing. You Fumble on a 1 or 2. Whenever you Fumble, gain +1 to AGL or TGH (to a maximum of +6).
 -- -- Curse of Chronopsiea. You Crit on a 19 or 20. Whenever you Crit, gain -1 to STR or PRE (to a minimum of -3).

So, within the context of Mork Borg, what are Wisp Silver, Wisp Gold, and Wisp Mysteries? What are the Wisps themselves? Huh. So weird. Hmm. Who knows?